I could catch you greased, little piggy!
 
Sorry, I don’t do greased.
 
Funny, that's not what your little blond Birdy said.
 
((It is entirely your fault that everyone here at the office now thinks I’ve lost my mind because I fell out of my chair laughing at that for a full 2 minutes))

Fine, I don’t do greased for you.
 
(muahahahahahahahaha!!!)

I'd do greased for you, my Longbottom. *licks lips*
 
((Okay, that last one was MUCH worse! *dies*))

*gags* And now I’m utterly repulsed.
 
MmmmmMMMmMMMmmMmMmmm! That only makes it better!

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